With all of our technological advances, I am sort of surprised there is no volcano warning system available. I guess nature is still the boss of us. It's why I couldn't live in Southern California, I picture those frowny plates sitting there in the depths of the earth, contemplating shifting, and the ensuing chaos. … » 9/28/14 2:50pm Sunday 2:50pm

Holy wow, can these fuckdorks ever get it through their heads that ground up turtle shells, rhino horns, elephant nuts (etc.) will never give them bigger wieners or better looking girls? They should just start scammy hedge funds and/or order extravagantly priced alcohol in clubs. That will at least get them one… » 9/25/14 10:00pm Thursday 10:00pm

My bf got laid off and they tried to make him sign a letter saying that he wouldn't collect unemployment. A tricky letter, totally bullshit, smallish company, dirtbag owner. He didn't sign (asked to take it home) and they almost wouldn't let him leave AFTER they told him adios. People lie, have your dad call the… » 9/25/14 5:07pm Thursday 5:07pm

This poor guy, his disbelief that the cop just shot him is heartbreaking. "Why did you shoot me...I was getting my license....I am a medical courier." And he keeps calling the cop "sir" even as he starts gasping in pain. I shouldn't have watched this at my desk, now I can't focus. Thank goodness for the camera. » 9/25/14 9:29am Thursday 9:29am

Thank you for this as well. I would gladly stay in the grays for eternity if it means the rude, cruel dipshit commenters are left out and eloquent, believable, and meaningful comments like yours are highlighted. What you said is important and I hope things are better for you now. » 9/20/14 7:43pm 9/20/14 7:43pm

This is sweet. Jimmy Fallon has a fun life. Oddly find Seth Rogan's beard less attractive than his love handles. He owns that jelly belly. And his cake buddy, well at least we know what the Captain is up to now that Tenille gave him the boot. » 9/20/14 1:20pm 9/20/14 1:20pm

I worked in an infectious diseases physicians' office and slip-n-slides are now for me right up there with escalator railings, free food sample stations at grocery stores and door handles. MRSApalooza! They should change the name to germ-n-pus. » 9/20/14 1:11pm 9/20/14 1:11pm