Cramming all those little soft developing baby parts into all that leather she puts that poor baby into should be against the law. It cannot be comfortable, even with baby Spanx. Someone should call CPLS (Child Protected from Leather Services) on those weirdos. » 10/27/14 5:21pm Monday 5:21pm

Ugh, forget leaf watching season. It is really the season when my yard-Nazi neighbor stands under his trees with a catcher's mitt all the while giving us subtle comments like "Someone steal your rake? We have extra rakes." It is to the point where I celebrate cold November storms because I know chances are that our… » 10/19/14 1:22pm 10/19/14 1:22pm

Guy with the clipboard is everyone's supervisor, invading your cubicle space with his hot stinky collaborator breath, waiting for you to clock out a minute too late ("no overtime, work pig") or eat soup near your keyboard or have a pear that attracts fruit flies sitting in your pen holder. Clipboard guy is the… » 10/16/14 5:59pm 10/16/14 5:59pm

"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" starts in about 10 minutes. I simply cannot watch any Peanuts holiday specials anymore. The music, Linus, Snoopy, the wah wah teacher voice, it all just makes me melancholy. I am not sure why. » 10/15/14 8:21pm 10/15/14 8:21pm