Ugh, forget leaf watching season. It is really the season when my yard-Nazi neighbor stands under his trees with a catcher's mitt all the while giving us subtle comments like "Someone steal your rake? We have extra rakes." It is to the point where I celebrate cold November storms because I know chances are that our… » 10/19/14 1:22pm Sunday 1:22pm

Guy with the clipboard is everyone's supervisor, invading your cubicle space with his hot stinky collaborator breath, waiting for you to clock out a minute too late ("no overtime, work pig") or eat soup near your keyboard or have a pear that attracts fruit flies sitting in your pen holder. Clipboard guy is the… » 10/16/14 5:59pm 10/16/14 5:59pm

"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" starts in about 10 minutes. I simply cannot watch any Peanuts holiday specials anymore. The music, Linus, Snoopy, the wah wah teacher voice, it all just makes me melancholy. I am not sure why. » 10/15/14 8:21pm 10/15/14 8:21pm

Every so often we see a lady in the supermarket parking lot we named the "yelling lady." She rants and raves, making sporadic eye contact, and just screeches. I don't know where she lives, where she disappears to. The police and EMTs come, try to suss her out, sometimes she's back quick, sometimes she's gone for a… » 10/13/14 10:09pm 10/13/14 10:09pm