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"Winter Storm Dion" Bringing Ice, Snow East
We Have Found and Killed The World's Oldest Creature
Devil Child Floors Parents by Fluently Speaking Backwards English
Real Lesbians Watch Fake Lesbian Sex Scene from Hot-Button French Film
Grocery Store Customer Berates Employee With Asperger's Syndrome
Study: Every Generation Is Exactly The Same So Get Over Yourself
McDonald's Introduces $15 Bucket-O-Everything
Cory Booker Ditches Terrible Startup Before Ramping Up Senate Bid
George Zimmerman Was Verbally Abusive, Hot Tempered, Says Wife
Donald Trump University Sued for $40 Million for Being Total Bullshit
Texas Measles Outbreak Traced To Anti-Vaccine Megachurch
Guinea Pig Street Meat in Minnesota Ends Badly
Detroit Beset By Wild Dogs
Michael Jordan's son just tweeted a photo of his penis
Step Away from the Guac: How Mexican Staples Became USA Obsessions
Cowboys and Idiots
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Colorado Senator Mark Udall's Brother Is Missing in Wyoming
Alec Baldwin Melts Down on Twitter, Threatens to "Fuck Up" Reporter
Ex-U.S. General Under Investigation over Attack Virus Leaks
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Inept ATF Uses Children and People With Low IQs In Sting Operations
The US Air Force Staged a Beautiful Flash Mob at a Museum
Another porn star has tested positive for HIV, shutting down the California porn industry once again.
Protestors in Ukraine Topple Lenin Statue as Protests Continue
The NSA is
Happy With Barack Obama
Snowy roads lead to nowhere good -- a man was struck and killed in what then turned into a 50-car pileup in Pennsylvania, shutting down the turnpike. The man had apparently gotten into a minor accident, but was struck and killed when he exited his vehicle to examine the damage.
[The Ravens and Vikings play through the snow in Baltimore. Snow will be falling tonight across the Northeast, from Washington to Boston. Image by Nick Wass via AP.]
Paris Hilton's Brother Bloodied in Attack Ordered By Lindsay Lohan
"Winter Storm Dion" Bringing Ice, Snow East
Two Years Ago, I Saw a Sad Black Boy Named Donald Glover
Flying Deer Strikes Woman
Cops Still Monsters
Oh God: Rebecca Black's "Saturday"
Federal Agency Still Uses Floppy Disks
Last night, the nominations for the 2014 Grammys were announced. Whoever you want to win will not.
Six men have been arrested in Mexico for the theft of that truck that was carrying radioactive waste. While one of them was experiencing some symptoms of radiation sickness, the rest have been cleared medically and handed over to local police.
[Freezing cold temperatures gripping much of the U.S. today led some to call it "Ice Friday." But while the weather made for a pretty map, it's also been blamed for nine deaths so far. Be safe out there. Image via Business Insider]
Did you know those tasty little Northern Shrimp can live for five years? That's kindergarten age! Anyway, you'll be eating a lot less Maine shrimp next year, because the fishery collapsed due to warming oceans. No more Maine shrimp.
Unarmed Man Charged With Assault After NYPD Shoots Two Bystanders
Here's Some New Hacked Presidential Art From The Clinton White House
The British Are Invading China With Pig Semen
A union rep has confirmed that the engineer of the Metro-North train that crashed in the Bronx on Sunday, killing four and injuring scores more, "was nodding off and caught himself too late." Alcohol tests came back negative.
Christopher Walken Couldn't Catch a Cab So He Hitched a Ride With Fans
President Obama announced a $100 million dollar HIV research initiative earlier today at the National Institutes of Health, saying, "The United States should be at the forefront of new discoveries into how to put HIV into long-term remission without requiring lifelong therapies, or better yet, eliminate it completely."
This Is What It's Like to Be Snatched Up By a Sea Eagle
Why Are We So Obsessed With Sales?
Why trample someone on Black Friday when you can use a stun gun? There's now a video of a woman at the Franklin Mills Mall in Northeast Philadelphia zapping someone while shopping at 2:30 a.m.
Turkey Gets Hit By Car, Survives, Will Most Likely Be Eaten Next Year
What Are You Sincerely Thankful For?
Woman Allegedly Assaulted for Taking Too Long at Redbox Kiosk